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TGIF

Death is when you follow ur mum to a wedding and you actually sat down near a cute guy at the wedding reception , forming buttie; And ur mum looks at u and she says "don't finish that food oh better pour the remaining one inside nylon cos that will be ur night food. Fada lawd take my soul I don't want to faint again shoot me lemme just die dere Killee me lemme die. 😂😂😂😂😂 #TGIF#

Incredible....

The whitest man on earth still have a black shadow. ? No mechanic can repair breaking news ? No matter how tall you are, you can never see tomorrow. ? Even if you have millions of cars, you still have to walk to your bedroom. ? You being the best swimmer doesn't make you a fish. ? The strongest man on earth can never move a mountain. ? The smartest Assassin on earth can never kill death. ? No matter how smart a police is, he can never catch the air. ? No matter how mighty and powerful your enemies are they will never succeed over you!