TGIF

Death is when you follow ur mum to a wedding and you actually sat down near a cute guy at the wedding reception , forming buttie; And ur mum looks at u and she says "don't finish that food oh better pour the remaining one inside nylon cos that will be ur night food.
Fada lawd take my soul
I don't want to faint again shoot me lemme just die dere
Killee me lemme die.
😂😂😂😂😂
#TGIF#

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