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Why mum?..

My mum knocked on my door , i didnt answer, she entered my room and found me asleep .she walked closer,caressed my hair and slapped my face very hard saying "your last seen on WhatsApp was 1min ago... Stand up,will you Go and Buy Bread!!🙈🙈😂😂

What an lrony.....

You were chyking her,and she told you she loves music and also love men that can play piano... Fiam! Iwochaluu! "Baby,that one na small thing, am a piano wizard na!" Just to impress her...obviously she got impressed and Started catching feelings small small. Another day,you want to see her,she told u she's in the church doing choir rehearsals, that you can come there and see her.. You came to the church, sitting at a corner waiting for her,she comes where u were  sitting and the next thing u heard was "baby please come and help us play the piano,our keyboardist disappointed us".. Suddenly your head started spinning,and sweat started gathering beneath your boxers. unknown to u,before your arrival, she has already told her friends that you are a piano wizard (as you said), so everybody was eagerly waiting for the wizard to come and manifest.. She's a girl that you are chyking, you wouldn't want to mess with your chances of winning her over,..you stoo...