Why mum?..

My mum knocked on my door , i didnt answer, she entered my room and found me asleep .she walked closer,caressed my hair and slapped my face very hard saying "your last seen on WhatsApp was 1min ago... Stand up,will you Go and Buy Bread!!🙈🙈😂😂

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