MADWOMAN OR SCAMMER? JUST ANOTHER DAY IN 'PARADISE' “I will beat you and strip you naked here!” She screamed like a banshee. I saw my stripped naked self on social media platforms with captions like “ABUJA FEMALE LAWYER STRIPPED NAKED BY ANGRY MOTORIST”, “WOMAN BEATS AND STRIPS HUSBAND’S MISTRESS ON THE STREET”, “WOMAN GOT BEATEN BY MOTHER AND SON IN ABUJA” The mere thought made me cringe in fear. These days, the fear of social media is the beginning of wisdom. Never in my thirty something years have I been prepared for this type of assault, not from a senior citizen or a fellow woman. What began as a joke still feels like a dream even now, three days later. It was 6:30pm on Friday, 24th October 2016. I drove into Xcell Plus (a Gym with a supermarket on its ground floor) in Apo Abuja. As I got out of my car, a Honda CRV with plate number GWA510AR drove in and blocked my car, a young man of about 25 years, (...