As Shared Today on Facebook.
Dear future husband, I have NEVER pounded in my life, and I am NOT willing to learn because my hands are not meant for pounding. If you like pounded yam, I will be a nice wife and help you cook the yam, then you can pound it yourself. Alternatively, buy a pounder. Alternatively, hire someone to do the pounding. I can do all other bits of cooking, I don't mind. But not all those things that require too much muscles like pounding and grinding with a stone. Nah! I haven't handwashed anything but my panties (only a few times) in over 10 years. H is for hands, and hands are not for washing clothes. But not to worry, there are many options. Option 1. We will buy a washing machine. (My recommendation) Option 2. Get a dry cleaner. Option 3. Hire someone to wash them. Option 4. Wash them yourself. I'm not on earth to suffer. And there's no award or medal reserved for the most long-suffering wife. I was "ajeborized" from birth by my parents. I was "kpak...
