Figure of speech wahala.

CLASS TEACHER - I returned from work, opened my door and saw 50 million naira on my bed. Assuming you were in my shoes, what will you
do?" asks the teacher.
Segun : I will bite your toes until you faint. I will then come out from your shoes and take all the money!
TEACHER: Fool! You can't literally be inside my shoes. *It's a figure of speech.*
Segun : You can't literally open your door and see 50 million naira on your bed in this Buhari Economy? Who will keep it there? *That's a figure of impossible speech.*
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