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This Laugh is incredible....

When oyibo people describe a location, they simply say, "The place is about a mile and a half, north-west or 300 metres away from Greenville park." You actually know where you're going. . But In Naija😂😂 "If you reach Mbonu crescent, you will see one big gutter. Jump the gutter and corner left. Do as if you're going right but be cornering left small small. Be going down down... straaaaaight! Until you will see one place they're selling akamu in front of one Redeemed church; opposite where they used to throwey dustbin. Just stand there and flash me. I will come outside."😂😂😂

Erotic Note: The peeping Rebecca.

Rebecca had been home for about a week, since the ASUU strike began, she was bored out of her mind and had no one to talk to, practically all day. The day’s routines were usually the same, stay home alone, as soon as everyone in the compound and her immediate family members left for their businesses. The only other person in the huge compound, was Suliat, her neighbour’s maid, even then, she couldn’t count her as one for good company, because she was always busy with chores. Since her forced return home from school, she had noticed an oddity and she didn’t know exactly what to make of it. As soon as everyone in the compound, both children and adults alike were gone for the day, She would hear Suliat’s wailing from the apartment below, and she wondered at what crimes the poor maid may have committed, that she got punished daily, if her whimpering was any indication. As if prompted by her thoughts, Suliat’s wails ruptures the cloying stillness o...

My Natural Hair story...My maintenance culture..

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Natural hair is rumoured to be very high maintenance and this misconception comes about because of all the natural hair bloggers who parade expensive makeup products on their platforms. Your natural hair can not only be taken care of with things from your kitchen, but also with inexpensive hair products that are underestimated because of their price. Below are a list of natural hair products that are very very affordable and still do good work on the hair. 911 Emergency hair treatment leave-in conditioner This used to be a hair staple in some time back, but new products overshadowed it, I hear it’s still very good as it moisturises and strengthens the hair, keeping it shiny and it’s only about 800 naira Dudu osun soap as shampoo Anyone worth her kinks knows that this soap is super helpful for natural hair. Melt it in water because it’s not adviseable to rub it on your hair, it doesn’t strip your hair completely and it’s very natural. Emily millionair...

All Favourite Beauty Tips.

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Image via Wikipedia Drink lots and lots and lots of water. Water is, usually, free. And it does this whole detoxifying and rehydrating thing that just makes your skin glow from inside out, something all those $437 creams can’t. Black eyeliner and clear lip-gloss are so in! Don’t ask me how or why but I think they give you a timeless exotic-ness. So go easy on the rest of the makeup, keep it simple. Exfoliate your face once or twice a week. Any good scrub will do,  just make sure you read the label to confirm you don’t react to any of the ingredients (I react to alcohol, for instance). If you aren’t sure, why not go natural? Mix a little oatmeal (a tablespoon) with hot water to form a paste, add a dollop of honey, spread on your face and massage in for  about a minute. Voila! Clear skin. Lose the expensive facial washes. Mild soap works best for your face. I recommend baby soap, or Dove or Ose Dudu (black, native soap).Avoid using your body towel on your face. I don’t underst...

Stay in your Lane 100%

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I know most people will sit up know....

My Money Rule...Mistakes.....

*Money Mistake 1:* Never borrow money that accrues interest to start a business (except if you are paying for it through your salary); only borrow to grow your business. This is because business takes a long time to gain ground and begin making profit, yet most loans repayments have to be made within a month of taking the loan or even earlier. Therefore, never borrow money to start a business expecting that the business will generate income to pay back the borrowed money plus the interest. *Money Mistake 2:* Never spend money you haven't received. Don't even promise someone money based on a promise you have from someone else. If someone tells you: "Ezra, come to my office tomorrow at 9am and pick N3,000"don't go out to buy items on credit based on this promise, with the hope that you will pay off your creditor when the promised money comes; it may not come as promised and this will leave you in problems with your creditors. *Money Mistakes 3:* If you want to ...

Photo of the Day...

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