Hilarious...


I can't imagine someone giving a list like this. All in the name of  the economy issue.just take a look.

  RECENTLY INCREASED BRIDE      PRIZE LIST IN OUR COMMUNITY.
  ( because of dollars)

   4 cows (bush cow).
  
    15 bags of rice.
     5  50 litres of groundnut oil.
     (7) 20 litres of palm wine.
    
     62 litres of red oil..
   
       15 loaves of bread( for the community children(Dede).
      
      40 kolanuts (4 piece respectively)
     
      25 cartons of  croaker fish.
     
      12 basket of tomatoes.
       15 basket of village pepper.
       
        45 cartoons of star beer.
       45  cartoons of Goldberg
       50 cartoons of small,medium and
        Big stout.
       40 cartoons of Heineken's.
        40 cartoons of gulder
      50 cartoons of origin.
     
       18 bottles of schnapps
      
       2 iPhone 6 ( for senior men).
       2 .plasma TV ( for the room and
           Parlour.
       12 boxes filled with holladise, Georges, assorted wrappers.
     
      You will dig 4 borehole in the community.

     Building of duplex for the memorial             purpose.
   

     Thank you.
      
       
      
    

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